Monday, February 28, 2011

Online School Survey

If you took an online course, you had to fill out a student profile survey with some information about yourself. I made mine slightly giggle worthy, I think.


Student Profile

Please answer as many of these questions as you can. Each cell will expand to hold your response.
Your NameTonja Doucet
Name of your guidance counsellorMr. Dertigener
Your Age17
Email address of a parent/guardian if you are under 18 years oldDoucet_kathy@hotmail.com
List all the courses you are taking in Semester IILaw, Writer’s Craft Native Studies in day school, Advanced Functions in night school, and I think I’m taking Individuals and Families in a Diverse Society in online, but I’m not overly sure.
What is the best way/time of day to reach you? Cell phone number?Email. At any time. I have five spares; I’m usually on the computer. I’m putting my cell number here, but I best not be getting any calls.
519-500-5303
What is your favorite television program?AW YEAH, JERSEY SHORE, YEAH!
What is a recent movie you enjoyed?Tangled
What kind of music do you enjoy?All kinds. But mainly metal. Death metal.
What is the farthest point you've traveled away from home?Cuba. Or Mexico. To be honest, I don’t know which is farther away.
What is your favorite place to be and why?Home. I have no social life.
What is your favorite sport?I despise sports.
What is your favorite food?I like cookies.
To what organizations / teams / clubs do you belong?I’m not a member of anything; I’m a seventeen year old sloth. I don’t DO anything.
What other country would you like to visit and why?Jamaica. You know why. Or Australia, because they have hot accents.
Name someone you admire and describe why.Katrina Mitchell. She has artistic skills. I am jealous.
What are two common activities you do after getting home from school?Well, I get home at eleven, and usually sleep. Then I don’t really do anything. Watch TV or go on the computer…
What is a responsibility you have?I walk my dog sometimes….
What do you want to do for a career?Criminal Psychology
What is something about which you are curious?How do English Angora Rabbits see? 
 Seriously.
 What advice would you give teachers to better help students?Really just never take me seriously.
If you could go back two years ago, what advice would you give yourself?Don’t get piercings. They’re addictive; you’ll end up with 21 holes stabbed through your body. Also, you should probably have started going to night school and online school earlier, so you could have graduated a year early.
Describe your best friend.The only person I talk to is Katrina Mitchell. She sucks less then everyone else.
What is something about which you daydream?Last week, I was thinking about university. I got murdered, it sucked.




I needed another blog post and this was the best I could do...

Friday, February 25, 2011

Spring-ity Spring Spring.

I'm actually very indifferent about spring. It's a balance of love and hate, and it really just ends up cancelling out. For instance, I love rain. Adventuring in the rain is my favourite thing to do. But I hate mud. It ruins my shoes.


I love seeing all the birds flying around, all happy and junk, but I most definitly hate waking up every morning having to listen to them. I think I would be okay with it if I could just shut them off sometimes....


I can't really think of anything else....


But I guess the main reason I don't overly enjoy spring is because it seems like a filler season.. Like, everyone's usually sick of winter by the time spring rolls around, but they're really just getting stoked for summer. We're all getting ready to get into our shorts and t shirts and head to the beach and hang out with out school... Which just makes it depressing because then you realize you're still in high school for another four months. Ugh.


And the main reason I love spring is because that's when the place I camp at officially opens for the summer! Once it opens, I go up almost every weekend, since my entire family camps there, and also all the people that I've known for the past seven years of my life. Awesome stuff always happens there.

LIKE THIS! Entirely unrelated upside down picture WHEEE
OH, and it's my birthday on Tuesday. Buy me presents.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

LIFE IN MOTION.

I feel like I'm missing a blog post.. I'm probably not, but I'm going to do this one anyway.

Do you ever stop and look back and yourself and see how much you've changed?
I was thinking about this today, because I had been talking with someone I used to be best friends with in grade seven but haven't really talked to since then, and she told me how much she loved the fact that in those five years, I haven't changed at all.
When she said that, I kind of laughed, because I feel like I'm such a drastically different person, but really, I am pretty much the same.

So, here is me through the years IN PICTURES. Laugh away.

Grade Seven
Oh, grade seven. This was the year I'd moved to Ontario, and I hated it and everything else pretty much. Please excuse the sweater. I had a weird thing about my arms, and would never wear short sleeve shirts. Actually, I still do that now that I think about it. Weird. But still no excuse for that terrible sweater, which I'm actually 90% sure I still have... Avril Lavigne and Ashlee Simpson were my idols, and I would play them on my awesome little walkman CD player thing all the time (I was too pov for an iPod back in the day). FUN FACT: I was actually smart in grade seven. I was in the advanced math class and got really good grades. P.s. I was practicing for Forest Glen Idol in this picture.. Anyone else remember the embarrassment of this forced contest?

 


Grade Eight
Ha. Look at that ear. Only one earring. Oh, how things have changed. Also, if you direct your attention to the right, you will find that I discovered eyeliner and became a pirate. No big deal or anything. This was the year that my intelligence bottomed out and I realized I wasn't really that smart. This was also the year I started getting into the whole piercing thing, by getting my second holes in my lobe pierced. Oh, and hair dye. For the majority of grade eight I had blue and red hair. The blue was more of a black blue, but it still looked pretty dumb and I'm not sure why I did it. I also cut all my hair off and pretty much had a boy haircut. There will be no pictures of that hair do.

Grade Nine            
Apparently, I was possessed by the devil this year. Also not a big deal. I was one of those obnoxious, loud grade nines that was always in the way. If I were to meet my grade nine self, I would probably punch her in the face for being so annoying. I didn't have much of a social life that year since all my friends lived in either New Hamburg or Drumbo while I lived in the booming metropolis that is Bright... I also got my first iPod, which I filled with only the most depressing music (i.e. Hawthorne Heights) that I can't even listen to now because it makes me want to kill myself. I got my first none ear piercing this year, my tongue, and went to my first local concert. I was unaware at the time that both of those activities were rather addictive. Hahaha oh god, I just remembered something about grade nine. I used to get people to pierce the top of my ear with safety pins outside between classes. I remember one time, I held a iced cap to my ear to freeze it beforehand.. I was dumb.

Grade Ten
Oh deary me. This was when I went all out on my hair, and had it a different colour every two to three weeks. I had moved into New Hamburg at this point, and was much less of a loner. As you can see, I was obviously still loving my iPod, and had pink-ish hair. Ever look back and ask yourself what the hell was I thinking when I put this outfit together? I'm going through that right now, because I know for a fact that I stole that shirt from my cousin Kevin, I'm probably wearing skinny jeans, because this was at a time where I hated my legs more then my arms and never wore shorts, and flip flops. I went to Cuba and wore jeans. I was retarded. Back to the outfit. Why the hell am I wearing a crown? Fun Fact: I'm trying to think of what piercings I got this year, and I really don't know.. I'm pretty sure I got an industrial, my belly button, and two nose.

Grade Eleven
Well, at least that year I became less of an emo kid. Unfortunatly, I became a giant sloth and didn't really care about anything. That year I got my conch (PART OF MY EAR!) pierced, my horizontal eyebrow, which rejected and it was sad, my vertical lobe, my lip twice, and two more nose. Now that I'm doing this post, I'm beginning to realize I never really do anything important or worth talking about... Dang. I'm also pretty sure this was the year that I convinced my parents it was utterly useless to keep worrying about me, and I pretty much just did whatever. OH, at the end of grade eleven I went to get my hair done, and they were supposed to dye it red, like how I have it now, but instead the chick thought it would be fun to dye my entire head bright red with two light pink streaks at the front. It was actually kind of cool for about a day. If you didn't pay attention to the fact that my hair would legit break if I tried to brush it. Then it turned orange, and I had to get it dyed black because she murdered my hair dying it that colour.


And currently
This is me and my mom. Evidently, I'm awesome. Again, I haven't really accomplished anything this year... Yet. I did get my medusa pierced though, that was kind of cool. Still going to concerts. Still rocking out, loving life.










And in five years, I'll make fun of who I am now.


Side note: The formatting on this post is terrible. I am entirely too lazy  to fix it, so deal with it.

I Like Cats More Then People.

That title has nothing to do with anything, I was just thinking about it and felt like saying it..


This is actually about the things that are stressing me out this year.


One of those things is that I have no job. So I have no money. And no where will hire me because my metal to face ratio is to high, and I'm really just a rude person who doesn't have very good social skills... After I get my drivers licence, I will most definitly be applying at a bunch of CD stores and hoping they love my metal face...


Another thing is actually getting my drivers license. Young Drivers is bull, and I hate that program. After I completed all the required work, that included four straight school days IN THE SUMMER of in class, TEN HOURS of online work, and then all of my in car, they informed I was a terrible driver. How YD works is they make you do the in class, then the online, then the in car. At the end of your in car, you have two chances to pass a test to get your certification. This all costs something ridiculous like $1200. So, I had all of my lessons, and during the lessons, all my teacher did was tell me how awesome I was. Then when it was test day, he said I failed everything and would have to schedule more lessons. Sick. Two hundred dollars later, I had passed. Waste of my life and money. But whatever, I have my drivers test booked, and I'll probably fail it.


Side note : I have a crippled cat who got drop kicked once by some idiot, and her back leg doesnt work anymore. It's sad. But anyways, she just pulled herself up on top of my desk using only her front two paws. It was rather impressive.
BACK TO BUSINESS.


And the other thing that's stressing me out hardcore is that I haven't been accepted to any schools yet. I don't understand. My average is a rather respectable 79% and I applied way before the dead line, and now I'm just a nervous wreck because it seems like everyone but me is being accepted to their schools of choice.
Even my brother.
And I know for a fact I am damn smarter then he is.
Just saying.


Anyway, that's all stressing me out. Also, I accidently deleted this whole post, and was so upset until I found the undo button... Best. Invention. EVER.

Ah, Politics.

First of all, I would like to mention that I'm listening to Buddhist meditation music so I don't get overly angry and just b*tch about how stupid I think school politics are.


But anyway.


When I was a fresh and new little grade nine, wondering into my high school world in a blissfull unawareness, I was introduced into something new: school politics. When someone said elections were coming up, I thought "Oh, cool, we get to hear speeches and vote! I love that we get to choose the co prez's!" I actually thought that. So, on the day of the speeches, I walked into the gym with a overflated feeling of importance, because I, a grade nine, had a say.


Then some chick got up on stage and gave her speech and cried about how she had no friends at some point in her life.


And that was when I realized I couldn't care less about school politics. I didn't vote that year, or any other year.


What's the point? The person with the most friends win, and they really don't do much around the school that I'm aware of other then talking at assemblies if they even bother to show up, or going to school dances drunk... Sorry, what? Bashing? NAWH.


Also, every time I walked into the school, I was extremely annoyed by the "Vote for my boyfriend" poster. To be honest, I dont' even know who's poster it was. I don't even know who the person's girlfriend was. But I wanted to make them eat that poster. (I get dropped off every morning and then picked up at lunch.. and my mom is usually half an hour late. So I spent half an hour every day staring at that damn poster, and now I hate it.)


If you hadn't noticed, my meditation music wasn't playing for that last paragraph. Opps.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Disgusting.

Fake a love letter?

NO THANK YOU.

I'm one of those people that doesn't like Valentines Day.
Why you might ask?

1. It's Single Awareness Day.
You can go through all year ignoring all those couples making out hardcore in the halls, but on Valentines Day, it's just ten times worse as you become crushingly aware of the fact that you're alone. Again.

2. It's a waste of money.
Does anyone really NEED a dozen red roses? What are they going to do with them? They're going to put them in a vase, and watch them die. Neat. Awesome symbolism for your love.

3. It's not an actual holiday.
I would like it a little if we actually got a day off of school for it. Stupid made up holidays like Family Day, I can appreciate, because I get to stay at home. But no. You have to go about your day with the constant reminder that everyone is in love except you.

4. Its mascot is damn creepy.
Sure, holidays usually have creepy representations like Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny, but REALLY? An angel child that shoots people?

5. Even if I DID have a significant other, I have night school tonight.
So not only do I have to be assualted by couples during my three hours at this school, I have to endure it for three and a half at night school.
Kill me.

That's all I got....

I saw this on Facebook. It made me laugh.

Women take both time and money, so therefore
women = time x money

Time is money, so
women = money x money
women= money ²

Money is the root of all problems, so
women =  √problems²
THEREFORE,
women = problems

Ha.
It's funny cause it's true.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

REALLY RIHANNA?

Alright, so I already posted twice today, but after hearing a certain song, I just had to post again...

I'm assuming a lot of you have already heard Rihanna's new song, S&M. If you haven't, I'm going to post the lyrics here for you.

Na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on
Come on
Come on
Na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on
Na na na na na
Come on
Na na na
Come on
Come on
Come on
Na na na na
Can you write some real lyrics for once? This Na Na Na bull is getting old.


Feels so good being bad
There’s no way I’m turning back
Now the pain is my pleasure
Cause nothing could measure
If pain is really your pleasure, why did you break up with Chris Brown....?


Love is great, love is fine
Out the box, out of line
The affliction of the feeling
Leaves me wanting more

Cause I may be bad
But I’m perfectly good at it
Sex in the air
I don’t care
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But chains and whips
Excite me

YUM SEX. Ew. Just ew.

Na na na na
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it

You're a lyrical genius, Rihanna...

Love is great, love is fine
Out the box, out of line
The affliction of the feeling
Leaves me wanting more

Cause I may be bad
But I’m perfectly good at it
Sex in the air
I don’t care
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But chains and whips
Excite me

Na na na na
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it

S...S...S
And
M...M...M
S...S...S
And
M...M...M

Oh
I love the feeling
You bring to me
Oh, you turn me on
It’s exactly what
I’ve been yearning for
Give it to me strong

And meet me in my boudoir
With my body suit on, on, on

I like it
Like it

[Chorus]
Cause I may be bad
But I’m perfectly good at it
Sex in the air
I don’t care
I love the smell of it
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But chains and whips
Excite me

Na na na na
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it
Come on
Come on
Come on
I like it
Like it

S...S...S
And
M...M...M
S...S...S
And
M...M...M
S...S...S
And
M...M...M


You would think that after being in one of the most publicized domestic dispute cases ever, she'd have a little more self respect.
I can't even deal with how much this song bothers me.

On a side note, I've been listening to it on repeat for the past half hour.

Curse you, Rihanna.
Curse you.

My Dad's an Idiot.

That might seem harsh, but my fathers mental capability is something I always question. As I said in previous posts, he usually just does what I want.
Which is stupid.
I usually just say I want stuff even when I don't.
Like, I love him.
But he's an idiot.


I wanted a dog.
He let me get an obese American bulldog that eats everything.
My reason for wanting her?
"Her heads really soft..."
She ate his cowboy boots that he'd had since he was my age.
But her head is still really soft, so whatever.


I get lots of piercings.
He tries to convince me I'm stupid for doing it.
I know for a fact that when he was 18, he used to sneak into bars and pierce girls ears for them.
First of all, who does that...?
Second of all, hypocrite.


I want a tattoo.
He tries to convince me it's a stupid idea to get one when I turn 18, and I should wait until I'm 21, like he did.
I know for a fact he got his tattoo when he was 17 and he loves it.
Also, he tries to convince me his tattoo has meaning.
It's a Viking on a horse with a battle axe and his name is under it.
You're not a Viking, you have never used a battle axe, and did you think you were going to forget your name or.....


When I was younger, I always wanted horses.
Unfortunatly, my mom hated them and wouldn't go near them, and I was too small to lift the saddle onto the horses back without help.
But my dad got me two horses anyway.
It was really awesome, until he went away for work (he used to be in the navy) and I had to sit on a rock staring at my two horses that I could never ride for months until he came home.


And he always tries to resolve fights with me and my mom by just giving me stuff.
Like, my mom used to yell at me for never paying my phone bill,
so now my dad pays it for me and just doesn't tell my mom.
And last night, I was fighting with my mom about driving.
She wants me to get my G2, but I'm entirely indifferent about it, since there's no vehicle for me to drive.
And she just yelled at me about worrying more about my future and stuff..
So I ended up locking myself in the bathroom to dye my hair (entirely unrelated to anything) and my dad called while I was in there.
And he gave me possibly the stupidest ultimatum I have ever heard.
He said I could have his truck, an 8000 pound white Ford F-250 extended cab heavy duty beast of a machine, but only if I accepted him as a friend on Facebook.

What.
The.
Heck.

Why does that matter?
But whatever, I have a truck now.
Suck it.

Side note: I'm entirely aware that I'm spoiled. It's pretty awesome.

Entirely unrelated.
robonmyknob:

Pomsky = Pomeranian + Husky. 
NEED

omgomgomgomgomgomg
Why is this dog here, you might ask.
Because it's damn adorable and I want one.
It's a pomeranian husky mix, a.k.a. A POMSKY.
It doesn't grow any bigger then that, and it's awesome.

All Signs Point To Fort Lauderdale

Alright, so I'm not sure if we're allowed to post lyrics for this, but I'm going to anyway. Also, don't read this if you're offended by the word fuck because I am altogether to lazy to edit it out.

I hate this town, it's so washed up
And all my friends don't give a fuck
They'll tell me that it's just bad luck
When will I find where I fit in?
2, 3, 4!
Remember when I tried?
I never strayed too far from you
Forever by your side
No matter what I was going through
But now I never know the things to say to you
That help me prove that I'm still on your side
I never show just what you do to me
Cause I'm what's always wrong
I hate this town, it's so washed up
And all my friends don't give a fuck
They'll tell me that it's just bad luck
When will I find where I fit in?
I hate this town cause no one can understand
I just can't be tied down
Nothing comes between me and my plans
So now I never know the things to say to you
That help me prove that I'm still on your side
I never show just what you do to me
Cause I'm what's always wrong
I hate this town, it's so washed up
And all my friends don't give a fuck
They'll tell me that it's just bad luck
When will I find where I fit in?
And don't believe a word they're telling to you
Don't believe a word they're telling to you
They let me down
When will I find where I fit in?
I hate this town
My world cannot ever bring me down
Gave everything I had to turn it back around
Cause our time's worth something bigger than both you and me
I can't live my life always backing down
I gotta do this right, then they can't make a sound
Cause I'm here for nothing, least I can say
I stand for something
You and me, we stand for something
I hate this town, it's so washed up
And all my friends don't give a fuck
They'll tell me that it's just bad luck
When will I find where I fit in?
And don't believe a word they're telling to you
Don't believe a word they're telling to you
They let me down
When will I find where I fit in?
I hate this town


This just so happens to be one of my favourite songs, by one of my favourite artists, A Day To Remember, who I just so happen to be seeing live in 48 days (EEEEEEEEEEEE!). This is just one of those songs that I can listen to over and over again, and it never gets old. It's also one of those songs that make me say "How did they capture my life in a song?"
As I've mentioned before, I hate this town with a passion, and can't wait to leave. Everyone always says that university is so much different from high school, so I'm counting on it being awesome.

Anyway, I used to try really hard to make everyone happy, and like everyone else, I went through a bunch of stuff that made me not so happy, but I still tried for the people around me. Then one day I just realized I was sick of it and I was only going to worry about what made me happy from now on.
Which is probably why I don't have friends anymore, but whatever.

Story of my life.
Love this song.
Love A Day to Remember.
That is all.

Side note: This is the second time I wrote this post because I accidently deleted it before.. Wah.