Disgusting.

Fake a love letter?

NO THANK YOU.

I'm one of those people that doesn't like Valentines Day.
Why you might ask?

1. It's Single Awareness Day.
You can go through all year ignoring all those couples making out hardcore in the halls, but on Valentines Day, it's just ten times worse as you become crushingly aware of the fact that you're alone. Again.

2. It's a waste of money.
Does anyone really NEED a dozen red roses? What are they going to do with them? They're going to put them in a vase, and watch them die. Neat. Awesome symbolism for your love.

3. It's not an actual holiday.
I would like it a little if we actually got a day off of school for it. Stupid made up holidays like Family Day, I can appreciate, because I get to stay at home. But no. You have to go about your day with the constant reminder that everyone is in love except you.

4. Its mascot is damn creepy.
Sure, holidays usually have creepy representations like Santa Clause or the Easter Bunny, but REALLY? An angel child that shoots people?

5. Even if I DID have a significant other, I have night school tonight.
So not only do I have to be assualted by couples during my three hours at this school, I have to endure it for three and a half at night school.
Kill me.

That's all I got....

I saw this on Facebook. It made me laugh.

Women take both time and money, so therefore
women = time x money

Time is money, so
women = money x money
women= money ²

Money is the root of all problems, so
women =  √problems²
THEREFORE,
women = problems

Ha.
It's funny cause it's true.