AYOO.

Basically, I just don't want to work on my Native Studies essay comparing Avatar and Dancing With Wolves... They're practically the same movie. Done.

Anyway, this post is kind of about another Christmas I got.
Tickets to see A Day To Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, We Came as Romans and Pierce the Veil at the Sound Academy.
I was stoked enough to get these tickets to see three of my favourite bands, but then I was hit with another slap in the face of AWESOME.
A Day To Remember is apparantly headlining Warped Tour 2011.
Now, if you've never been to Warped, you may go ahead and punch yourself in the face.
There's hundreds of bands, multiple stages, over priced food and drinks, the most crazy mosh pits you will ever see and is just all together a great time. It's also something like the longest running punk music festival, or something like that, no big deal.
Ever wanted to see a guy get bones broken by running full force into another?
You can do that, at Warped Tour! Seriously. I watched a guy break his face from runnig full force into someone else in a Wall of Death. It was crazy.
Ever wanted to meet all your favourite bands and hang out with?
You can do THAT at Warped Tour too! I MET DALLAS GREEN THERE. I legitimatly almost cried. The guy who I met him with actually did cry, then he fainted. But we think that was from heat stroke. Then I met Lights. And I was terrified I was going to squish her. She is the tiniest human being I have ever met.

Warped Tour is an all out chill fest, and no one goes to Warped for any reason other then the music, and it's just amazing to be around thousands of people who are so passionate about one thing. The last time I went was in 2009, because the 2010 line up sucked, but when I was there, they had every kind of music you could possibly want to listen to. Want to listen to a transvestite sing poppy catchy tunes? Jeffree Star was there for that. Want to listen to circus metal? Hey, The Venetia Fair was just there to please you. Want to listen to some Christian Metal? Well, Underoath was there to make you happy. And want to listen to some sluts sing about nothing? Awh, what the hell, the Millionaires would love to fulfill your desires.. Literally.....

And another unique thing about Warped Tour? The Warped Tour Hangover. It's worse then any hangover you've possibly had, and you will definitly smell worse then ever before. Your body is sore, as in so sore, you can barely support your neck. You can't even shower after Warped, because you are so physically drained, you can't stand up. You smell like thousands of other peoples sweat, and you may have another persons blood on your body somewhere. Afterwards, it is most likely that you will lay on the closest flat surface and eat an entire pizza by yourself, and drink about a galloon of water. Your head will be pounding from a full day of being assualted by noise from everywhere. It is most likely that your entire body will be sunburnt. You will probably sleep for at least 20 hours. You will feel like you've been hit by a truck and then it backed up and ran you over again. At least ten times.
But it's worth every second of it.

And this year, the line up is shaping up to be just as awesome as the 2009 one.


So someone buy me tickets because I quit my job and have no money.