Cows Rock.

OMG I SAW ALL THAT KNITTED STUFF OVER THE SUMMER AND I ALWAYS WAS LIKE WTH. Thanks for explaining that.

SIDENOTE: Before I begin rambling, I would like to make it known that I didn't sleep last night because my brother and his friends are idiots, so I might not make sense.

Animal that deserves respect: Cows.
Seriously.

I used to live on a farm, and cows are just so AWESOME.

First of all, they're practically horses.
Ha.
I legit used to sit on cows as they walked around when I was little... They had four legs, a tail, two eyes, to me they were basically the same thing as a horse. I really feel that animals that don't actually follow orders are smarter then those that do.
Good job horse, you did exactly what I told you to!
OMG COW I NEVER EXPECTED YOU TO DO THAT AND I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU TO DO IT.

Second of all, they have nice eyes.
Like, not just pretty nice, but when you look at their eyes, they just look like a nice animal.

Thirdly, they get slaughtered.
YOU RESPECT THE DEAD.

That's all I got....

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ANIMAL SUCKS?
1. Cats
CATS ARE A**HOLES. They use people.
I have three, and I love them all, but they suck.
Unless they want water, food, attention or their litterbox cleaned, I don't exist.
And my one cat Luna is the worst.
She hates on me hardcore because I brought home my last cat Todd, and our new dog, Noella. And because the new dog is a beast, the cats have to stay in the basement for a while so they don't get murdered.
Luna's way of taking revenge on me for this is to attack me constantly every time I enter the basement. And by constantly, I mean she doesn't stop until I leave. It's really annoying, because even though she's severly obese she's really fast and she darts around in the shadows like a ninja and I never know where she is.

2. Turkeys
OH MY LANTA I HATE TURKEYS WITH MY LIFE.
Stupidest animals I have ever seen.
My uncle owns a turkey farm in Quebec, and my parents have also raised turkeys, and I have never been more dumb founded by one breeds sheer stupidity.
There was always a big panic on my uncles farm when it rained.
Why, you might ask, would rain be such a big deal to turkeys?
BECAUSE THEY ARE LEGITIMATLY MENTALLY INCAPABLE OF REALIZING THAT THEY'RE KILLING THEMSELVES.
In the rain, they will look up towards the sky with their beaks open.
And drown to death.
My uncle told me this would happen when I was about five, and I didn't believe him.
But then to prove it to me, during a rain storm, he left two turkeys out.
And they would have killed themselves if we hadn't flipped them over.
I can't even handle how much I hate this animal.

FUN FACT: There was a chicken who got his head cut off and then lived for another eighteen months. The guy who cut off his head fed him water and grain with an eye dropper. The chickens name was Mike.